Geez.........
Noise pollution is one of the biggest growing problems in the UK
... remember our homes are smaller and closer together than your's.
Just because you own land in this country it doesn't mean that you can build on it or even put a mobile home(trailer) on it. The planning laws in this country are very strict in respect of greenfield and country sites. If however, there was a building on the site before then a precedent has been set and you may be granted planning permission if it complies with the very strict rules. You may be required to rebuild or incorporate that structure in your plans. Land sold with planning permission goes at a premium price.
Noise pollution is one of the biggest growing problems in the UK...
"these days"?
I recall it back to my early childhood some forty odd years ago. Something about insurance salesmen & skateboards was a popular one.
On a related tangent to my rant above...
Heard a blip on the radio this morning that Toby Keith has his own record label now. Toby. Friggin. Keith. He's been around for...10 years? Now he has his own label and is signing other artists to that label.
Who knew Toby Keith had a brain? He'll make his 13% from whatever label he's on until that contract is up, and keep making it from them for his lifetime on the catalog hits he had for them, PLUS he'll make the label's share from every act he signs to his label...and on his own recordings he cleans up from both ends. If he's smart enough to start his own publishing company (most rock acts did; few country acts do because of the inherent differences in how those two genres are recorded...long story, just f'ing trust me on it, K?) then he saves 50% right off the top in addition to all that other stuff.
Hell, he don't even LOOK smart...
Well, lemme see here...
Skateboard? Nope
Sidewalk? Nope
Gated yard? Nope
Little yard? Nope
Whew. I'm safe.
Watch the famous high winds you've mentioned before blow someone's camper shell right off his truck and half a mile into your yard and whack the kid in the noggin.