ummm hello?

[PostCode]

Anybody? Wake the fuck up dude or dudette or whateverthehellyourspeciesis.

 

[MrBishop]

Heyas PC...long time no see. How's lif (e) ?

 

[Leslie]

I'm soooooooo awake.

I have pups here...just had people show up for their 3 at the same time...so now I'm left with a crying 6 year old.

Had to distract him with candy

 

[chcr]

Huh, what?

 

[Starya]

Wake up? It's almost bedtime now..

 

[PostCode]

Same shit, different day. Same wife, different day.


You know who it is.

 

[BeardofPants]

And where the fuck are your pants?

 

[PostCode]

Wife ate em'.

 

[BeardofPants]

I hope that was worth the digestive tract playin' up.

 

[PT]

Anybody? Wake the fuck up dude or dudette or whateverthehellyourspeciesis.

This better be good, I was watching porn....

 

[PostCode]

Well, as long as it's woman, they hey, go for it dude.

 

[PT]

Wife is away at training all week, kids are at other parents. What else am I supposed to do?

 

[PostCode]

Beats me.

 

[PT]

I have come to one conclusion lately though. My daughters are NOT going to college. Way too many hot college girls on the web these days, either they're not going or I'm going to have to stop surfing for porn. Stop surfing...

 

[PostCode]

Yeah, that would probably be a pretty tough habit to beat.

 

[samcurry]

you can never stop surfing pron, it is a rule or commandment i think.

 

[Leslie]

PT...that's what makes me stay clean

I have no webcam, I take no pics like that...just cause I don't ever want my daddy to accidentally find em one day.

 

[Inkara1]

Wife ate em'.

I've heard of shitting your pants... but pantsing your shit?

 

[Professur]

PT...that's what makes me stay clean

I have no webcam, I take no pics like that...just cause I don't ever want my daddy to accidentally find em one day.

What was your shipto address again? I promise, your dad will never know.

 

[Leslie]

nooooooooooo webcams!