“This has gotten to horrible proportions,” said Redmond. “I wish I knew the answer to why it’s happening.”
Allow me.
First, a young girl meets a male of the species. They presumably go through some degree of a courtship ritual, lasting anywhere from a year or more all the way down to the time it takes to open a beer.
At some point in time, the female exposes her vagina to the male. The male, in turn, inserts his (presumably) erect penis into said vagina. This being a generally pleasurable activity, the process is repeated as rapidly as possible. After some period of time, the male will ejaculate a substance known as semen. This substance contains [Sagan] billions and billions [/Sagan] of tiny organisms called sperm. These sperm will then proceed up the reproductive tract of the female until one reaches her egg. Fertilization may then commence.
Nine months later, the female applies for food stamps, AFDC, WIC, medical insurance, and a variety of other applicable programs designed to assist her (presumably). She will give birth to a small humanoid creature known as a baby. This is technically the termination of the period known as "teen pregnancy". The male, most likely, will be found skulking about a McDonald's, oblivious to his responsibility to do something known in some circles as "parenting". While this can (amazingly enough) be accomplished completely without the existence of government subsidized classes and financial incentives, in most cases the male will eschew this step of the process. The female, for her part, will most often shift this portion of the procedure to her own parents if possible, and revert to the pattern of activity which led to this whole mess in the first place...armed, of course, with her government handouts.
There. That clear things up for y'all any?
Morons...
