Using Oz's thread to help find 3 wise men and a virgin!!! :lol2:

[Kittie]

YAY VIRGIN!

 

[Stop Laughing]

Only 3 wise asses? A lot of us are gonna be left out now.

 

[BeardofPants]

Perhaps a pants-thief as well?

[solemn voice] I come bearing the gifts of pants perfumed with Frankincense & myrrh, and gold lamé pants.[/solemn voice]

 

[Gato_Solo]

[solemn voice] I come bearing the gifts of pants perfumed with Frankincense & myrrh, and gold lamé pants.[/solemn voice]

What?!? No MC-Hammer pants?!?

 

[Raven]

What?!? No MC-Hammer pants?!?

I think I can say I qualify as a wise ass as its the wisest part of my body

 

[tonksy]

I think I can say I qualify as a wise ass as its the wisest part of my body

does that make me a smart ass?

 

[Gato_Solo]

It's possible...but smart and wise are not the same thing...

 

[BeardofPants]

What?!? No MC-Hammer pants?!?

There are just some pants that even *I* won't touch.

 

[Oz]

[mc hammer]Can't touch this........[/mc hammer]

Ok......shoot me now.....

 

[Gato_Solo]

[mc hammer]Can't touch this........[/mc hammer]

Ok......shoot me now.....

How's that?

 

[BeardofPants]

Hey now, you can't say that without the da da duh duh duh bit.

Hmmm, I'm all out of tomatoes, can I chuck rotten eggs?

 

[Oz]

After having that tune stuck in me head, it's a mercy killing.......

 

[Raven]

 

[Camelyn]

[mc hammer]Can't touch this........[/mc hammer]

Good gods! Someone call an exorcist! Evil eigties generic pop music daemons have taken control of Oz!!!

We must save him! Everyone, ready your crucifixes, holy water and Metallica CD's!

 

[pc_builder]

I'd nominate myself as a wise ass... or just a wise guy, but Guido would break my legs. Besides, my schedule's packed. First I gotta un-wedgie myself, then start looking for some pants.

P.S. I'm working on the next five BoP vs. PCB strips over the next couple days. Won't be much talkative or online 'til I'm done.

 

[Oz]

Good gods! Someone call an exorcist! Evil eigties generic pop music daemons have taken control of Oz!!!

We must save him! Everyone, ready your crucifixes, holy water and Metallica CD's!

[dying breath]Ach, *choke* *gasp* not Metallica.....this is an emergency...use Napalm Death and Megadeath *choke* [/dying breath]

 

[tonksy]

[dying breath]Ach, *choke* *gasp* not Metallica.....this is an emergency...use Napalm Death and Megadeath *choke* [/dying breath]

*blares symphony of destruction for oz

 

[freako104]

Good gods! Someone call an exorcist! Evil eigties generic pop music daemons have taken control of Oz!!!

We must save him! Everyone, ready your crucifixes, holy water and Metallica CD's!

Ozzy and Megadeth are better. and it better be their old stuff. their new stuff sucks.

 

[BeardofPants]

[dying breath]Ach, *choke* *gasp* not Metallica.....this is an emergency...use Napalm Death and Megadeath *choke* [/dying breath]

Ozzie, pull it together man! *backslaps him across the face, and yanks off his pants* ... er....

 

[Oz]

Ozzie, pull it together man! *backslaps him across the face, and yanks off his pants* ... er....

*opens one eye*

*looks down at missing pants*

If this is yer idea of the kiss of life........I might make a full recovery


*closes eye*

erm.......cough......wheeze......splutter......etc