Vampire Candidate

Would you vote for this candidate?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • No

    Votes: 6 50.0%
  • What the hell?

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • He can't do any worse then who we have now...

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Total voters
    12

highwayman

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MINNEAPOLIS — One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on — when else? — Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."

"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.

In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds.

Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood.

Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."
 
nope, I didn't vote for Kerry either, but there does seems to be some
of the same Whacked similarities there. :D
 
No, I couldn't vote for this candidate, because I'd have to be in Minnesota, and Minnesota ain't Dixie, so if I were there I'd be dead, and the dead can't vote.
 
I liked Ventura. Didn't always agree with him, but you always knew where he stood and he was ready to defend any and all positions he took.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
No, I couldn't vote for this candidate, because I'd have to be in Minnesota, and Minnesota ain't Dixie, so if I were there I'd be dead, and the dead can't vote.

Tell that to Mayor Daly
 
I'm not even sure that Jesse Jackson has even stepped foot into Minnesota... probably not enough assumedly oppressed brothers to make it worthwhile.
 
unclehobart said:
I'm not even sure that Jesse Jackson has even stepped foot into Minnesota... probably not enough assumedly oppressed brothers to make it worthwhile.

Hey that's right, mostly svedes there...
 
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