Weird Crushes

[Nixy]

There's a commercial on here now, which I know noone outside of Ontario has seen, promoting buying Ontario grown produce and Ontario raised meat...there's a jingle that goes "Good things grow-ow-ow in Ontario" and in the commercial a farmer is singing it over the intercom in a grocery store, I have SUCH a huge crush on the farmer! Unfortunately I can't find the commercial or a photo online.

Anyone else here have weird crushes?

 

[tonksy]

Mario Batali.

 

[tonksy]

Oh! And there is this one guy on some hair replacement therapy commercial who has the sexiest voice...not much to look at but his voice melts my butter.

 

[Nixy]

Tom Jones' voice gets me EVERYTIME!

 

[Altron]

Well there's this girl... (who is actually nearly 24 now)

 

[Gonz]

Lacey Chabert...would've turned me into a pedophile in that Lost in Space getup...she's grown up quite cute

 

[Starya]

Miyavi. It feels oh so wrong, but he's over 25 dammit!

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

Oh! And there is this one guy on some hair replacement therapy commercial who has the sexiest voice...not much to look at but his voice melts my butter.

"it's definitely one of the best choices i've made in my life, i'll tell you that"?

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

evgeni plushenko. UNF!!

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

i have a thing for large foreign noses, though.

 

[tonksy]

"it's definitely one of the best choices i've made in my life, i'll tell you that"?

That's him!!!!!!

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

yay!!! i guess that means his voice melts my butter too... or i wouldn't have hung on to every word like that... lol

 

[tonksy]

 

[Winky]

his voice melts my butter.

OK I am officially grossed out!

 

[tonksy]

Jesus, you sure have a low threshold then considering some of the crap you spurt out.

 

[2minkey]

yeah he's kind of a one-way street, that winky.

'cept his ass of course, when he was in the joint.

 

[Nixy]

OK I am officially grossed out!

I actually think the phrase "melts my butter" is genius and I plan to use it often

 

[2minkey]

i like the phrase "leaving a slug trail" better.

 

[Nixy]

i like the phrase "leaving a slug trail" better.

"He causes me to leave a slug trail"...it's just not the same

 

[tonksy]

Yeah...melts my butter is much more...uh....pleasant a metaphor.