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AlphaTroll said:
Of course, this place came very highly recommended ye know :D

Now get us a drink & howzabout a grand tour?
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Is it the usual litre of tequilla served in tankard? :D

Don't know about the grand tour, threads seem to bounce all over the place here ;) But they are nice enough to give people there own thread, so it can't be all bad :D


What do we call ya here K..... Alpha? Troll? Trolley? :confused:
 
bleach said:
Is it the usual litre of tequilla served in tankard? :D

Don't know about the grand tour, threads seem to bounce all over the place here ;) But they are nice enough to give people there own thread, so it can't be all bad :D


What do we call ya here K..... Alpha? Troll? Trolley? :confused:
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Aye, the drink is the same (throw in a 17 year old virgin & I'll be doing backflips) :D

Hun, ye know me - call me whatever your little heart desires, I'm sure you'll soon figger which ones I respond to
 
One 17 yr old virgin pickled in tequilla coming right up (urgh, bad pun!).


Ah, so its the old names then......Mistress, Goddess, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed ;)
 
Hun, ye know I prefer my 17 year old's going down ;)

BTW, I just thought of it - Trolley is out (unless you fill me up & push hard)

Erm, stewey - your girlfriend also get called Troll? (kidding)
 
AlphaTroll said:
Hun, ye know I prefer my 17 year old's going down ;)

BTW, I just thought of it - Trolley is out (unless you fill me up & push hard)

Erm, stewey - your girlfriend also get called Troll? (kidding)
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:rofl4: how about a light load trolley?

Naw she doesnt get called troll. To her face.
 
AlphaTroll said:
BTW, I just thought of it - Trolley is out (unless you fill me up & push hard)
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Fill you up and push hard? Sounds like the perfect way to end the night to me hun! ;) :)
 
steweygrrrr said:
Change to the above quote: replace end the night with fantasise
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Awe, the bleached one does not fantasise about me - long time has passed since I last wandered through that dirty mind of his ;)
 
AlphaTroll said:
Awe, the bleached one does not fantasise about me - long time has passed since I last wandered through that dirty mind of his ;)
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Hey! My mind is very clean these days! .......... It's rolling around in the washing machine as we speak ;)

I'll save a grubby lil' corner in it for you tho' hun :winkkiss:
 
bleach said:
Hey! My mind is very clean these days! .......... It's rolling around in the washing machine as we speak ;)

I'll save a grubby lil' corner in it for you tho' hun :winkkiss:
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Best you keep that corner if you know what's good for you (don't let me bring out those whips & chains!) Oh, but wait - we like those don't we....

steweygrrrr said:
I didnt say anything about bleach.....
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Indeed you did not, I was jumping the gun there - now if only I could jump something else ;)
 
Best you keep that corner if you know what's good for you (don't let me bring out those whips & chains!) Oh, but wait - we like those don't we....
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Ah, how I miss those pleasant afternoons of being shackled to the wardrobe......trying to avoid looking the window cleaner in the eye as he peered through the gap in the curtains;)
 
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