Leslie said:my son the walking encyclopaedia comes in the room tonight, and starts teaching me about volcanoes, what they do, on and on blah blah, then he goes, "did you know the biggest volcano is in Hawaii? It's *feet by *feet, it's the biggest, too bad for them, eh mom, we're really lucky we're here and not there!"
I tried sooooooo hard not to laugh, failed miserably