What about the other 363 days

[Slim Pickens]

*polishes shotgun, as 'dueling banjos' plays in the distance

 

[Gotholic]

I hope she only has sex twice a year.

Actually, it is understandable that she gets tested only twice a year. It takes 4 to 24 weeks after infection for tests to show you are HIV positive.

 

[Gonz]

Yep, so if she's truly careful, she'll get tested, and wait for the results, after each partner because it only takes one OOPS.