...But you have the profile pic to prove them wrong!
Ooh, funny (imo) anekdote: I was watching an Elton John vid, and the kid came up behind me. Then he says: "You know why he's wearing glasses? 'Cause he's gay. Those who wear glasses are gay." *
I look up at him, look at the glasses in his hand.. He looks at the glasses in his hand...
"Yeah, well, I'm only gay at night. When I read. "
But you don't wear glasses, do you Altron. Oh wait...
*This would be one of his "Let's see if I can annoy mom"-jokes.
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