1. What exactly is it that is ruining the fuel pump on my truck?
2. Why I'm out of beer.
3. Why New Brahmen girls kick ass.
4. The lyrics to Pitchshifter's "W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G."
5. Why I haven't posted since last month.
6. Why work sucks.
7. If Bruce Bruce gets a chance to hit it, why can't I?
8. I'm out of cigarettes.
9. I hate girls who stand you up, only to be with a guy who paints his nails, has kissed more men than females, and calls himself "Nocturnae", and believes he is a "creature of the night". In reality, his name is Stephe, he works at Wendy's, and drives a Dodge Colt...and he's pretty queer.
10. Fuck.