What does oral sex with an 80 year old taste like?

Don't sing it, bring it.

But lemme get my tetanus shot updated. You've been offline a while, and all that rust is dangerous.
 
Professur said:
Don't sing it, bring it.

But lemme get my tetanus shot updated. You've been offline a while, and all that rust is dangerous.
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That's not rust, Bub, that's dried blood from the last guy that snubbed my jokes ;)
 
Still looking through your posts for anything resembling a joke. Might have to resort to Marco-Polo for this one.
 
it was this one:
so a man goes out to drink after work with the boys and next thing he knows it's 12am! "man, is my old lady goona be pissed! what am i gonna do?" he wails. "never fear, my friend", says his friend,"i have a fool proof plan...when you get home first thing you do is dive under the covers and eat that pussy like theres no tomorrow! she'll forget all about you being late!"...so the poor bastard thinks on it awhile and in his drunken stupor it sounds like a phenominal plann. as soon as he gets home he sneaks into his bedroom and hit the covers and goes for all he's worth. when he is finished he heads to the kitchen for some wayer...where he comes across his wife who has been waiting up for his return..."what the.." he sarts to yell, "quiet", she says, "you'll wake your mother!"
 
Professur said:
Still looking through your posts for anything resembling a joke. Might have to resort to Marco-Polo for this one.
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tonksy said:
it was this one:
so a man goes out to drink after work with the boys and next thing he knows it's 12am! "man, is my old lady goona be pissed! what am i gonna do?" he wails. "never fear, my friend", says his friend,"i have a fool proof plan...when you get home first thing you do is dive under the covers and eat that pussy like theres no tomorrow! she'll forget all about you being late!"...so the poor bastard thinks on it awhile and in his drunken stupor it sounds like a phenominal plann. as soon as he gets home he sneaks into his bedroom and hit the covers and goes for all he's worth. when he is finished he heads to the kitchen for some wayer...where he comes across his wife who has been waiting up for his return..."what the.." he sarts to yell, "quiet", she says, "you'll wake your mother!"
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Marco :eyemouth:
 
Inkara1 said:
Umm, Tonks... methinks he was trying to say your joke wasn't very good. :D
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I said no such thing. I'm sure she'll post the funny bit in a little while. The girls are probably remanding her attention at the moment.
 
tonksy said:
so a man goes out to drink after work with the boys and next thing he knows it's 12am! "man, is my old lady goona be pissed! what am i gonna do?" he wails. "never fear, my friend", says his friend,"i have a fool proof plan...when you get home first thing you do is dive under the covers and eat that pussy like theres no tomorrow! she'll forget all about you being late!"...so the poor bastard thinks on it awhile and in his drunken stupor it sounds like a phenominal plann. as soon as he gets home he sneaks into his bedroom and hit the covers and goes for all he's worth. when he is finished he heads to the kitchen for some wayer...where he comes across his wife who has been waiting up for his return..."what the.." he sarts to yell, "quiet", she says, "you'll wake your mother!"
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That image in my head is making me feel REALLY sick! :sick:
 
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