—The Montana legislature may ban the use of aluminum bats at baseball games.
—West Hollywood, Calif., has banned cosmetic surgery for pets, including cat declawing.
—A new machine that emits an alcohol mist has state lawmakers in Illinois, Missouri and Maryland scurrying to ban it, even though its effects are milder than actually drinking.
—New Jersey may ban anyone under 21 from owning a credit card.
—California and Illinois want to prohibit teens from using tanning beds.
—Colorado is considering designating a state-sponsored "No Name-Calling Week."
—San Francisco recently passed a new housing code — for doghouses.
Rakehells!! I wish that I could be there when they try to teach that Chimp to smoke a cigarette.