That reminds me of that commercial where the guy is in a job interview all proud of himself, saying "I really think I would be a good fit for Dumb-ass and Dumb-ass. I hope you consider me for this job, Mr. Dumb-ass, I won't let you down." and the guy says, "The. Name. Is. Du-mah."
I used to work with a guy named Rusty Carr. One time I had to call a bar to ask him a question (he was shooting darts on a team) anyway, I asked the guy who answered the phone if Rusty Carr was in the bar. He said I don't know about IN the bar, but we got a whole bunch of 'em in the parking lot. I cracked up.