Whats your real name....

greenfreak said:
I thought that was the other way around, that mods can't put people on their ignore lists. But I can put you on mine...? :shrug:

When I started taking Spanish in school, the first day Ms. Ernst gave us all our "spanish" names. Juan, Alehandro, etc. And when she got to me, she pronounced it "Pah-tree-see-ah" as if it was a big deal!

I was the only one in the class that got totally jipped on the Spanish name. Why couldn't it have been something nicer like Juanita or Consuelo?? :mad:
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Consuelo is the male. Consuela is the female. Also, Consuela means 'pacifier', or 'peace-maker'.
 
That definitely isn't me then. :D

How about María Fernanda? ;)

It is the perfect name for a real woman with solid personality and preferably red head.
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All I think of when I hear Maria is that song from West Side Story. But I'm hearing Walter Mathau singing it. Mariiiiaaaa, tonight I met a girl named Mariiiiiaaaaaa!

C'mon man, I want something with ZIP!

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greenfreak said:
All I think of when I hear Maria is that song from West Side Story. But I'm hearing Walter Mathau singing it. Mariiiiaaaa, tonight I met a girl named Mariiiiiaaaaaa!

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Do you have any other mental problems??? Have you discussed this with Rusty yet???

;)
 
*Quietly puts away 2X4*

Obviously, I won't be needing that anymore. There simply won't be enough of him left.
 
chcr said:
Do you have any other mental problems??? Have you discussed this with Rusty yet???

;)
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Hey listen, if you were a fan of the Grumpy Old Men movies like I am, it wouldn't seem so strange.

And I can't help but notice I still don't have a snappy spanish name. Damn Luis to Hell.
 
Inkara1 said:
You'll be too busy trying to get a Viagra prescription, old man. :D
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Viagra? Are you fucking nuts? I've already got three kids. I'm looking for something to make the bastard go down, not up.
 
Professur said:
Viagra? Are you fucking nuts? I've already got three kids. I'm looking for something to make the bastard go down, not up.
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Allow me to introduce you to my ex-wife. I guarantee that'll do the trick.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Last time I did that, she got out somehow. I think she might have eaten the back seat...
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that's when you make sure to put something in her mouth, tape it shut, tie up her arms and legs like they do in the rodeo and transport her that way. :lol2:
 
Professur said:
You could bring her to the BBQ.
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Problem is, if he sticks her in the trunk it will take too much weight off the front wheels and the steering will be adversely affected.
 
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