When nature calls...

Oh f;r Crissakes! Wonder how the 'next of kin' of the owners of said gravestone felt about the incident!
 
I wonder how the next of kin feel about this cow pissing one their loved one's grave. I score this on as a win for the good guys.

Oh, and hopefully the next of kin will sue her family for damages.
 
Lets see... The woman should sue:

the beer maker... cause alcohol made pee more and interfered with balance.
the cemetery... for making it too easy to break in.
the city... for a lack of public toilets.
her parents... for giving her a genetically inferior bladder.
god... for female plumbing making women squat. for making gravity so darn heavy. for creating a religious enviornment wherein people are interred and have big rocks on their tomb stating dates and a name.
 
unclehobart said:
Lets see... The woman should sue:

the beer maker... cause alcohol made pee more and interfered with balance.
the cemetery... for making it too easy to break in.
the city... for a lack of public toilets.
her parents... for giving her a genetically inferior bladder.
god... for female plumbing making women squat. for making gravity so darn heavy. for creating a religious enviornment wherein people are interred and have big rocks on their tomb stating dates and a name.
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The woman's dead, Unc.
 
unclehobart said:
Add dying to the list against god for making an inferior product.
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You didn't just say that Women are inferior. You didn't just say that out in public.

Oh, man. It was nice knowing ya.
 
Professur said:
You didn't just say that Women are inferior. You didn't just say that out in public.

Oh, man. It was nice knowing ya.
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I hope I say this correctly in I don't think he was saying that meaning "all women" just stupid ones.
 
Presumably he was talking about god makin' us so damned mortal. Damn you god I don't believe in, damn you. *shakes fist*
 
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