When the fecal matter has impacted the rotating ventilator blades

Professur

Professur

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In other words, when the shit hits the fan, what are you reaching for to clean it up? I've been oddly satisfied with this Wallymart sourced 2 ply cheapo brand, which seems to do a much better job of cleaning up than the Bear or kitten brands.

So what's on your roll?
 
Same. Anything else brings the system to a halt and requires a plunge of intervention.
 
Lori always insisted on the expensive Charmin stuff and I still have some rolls left over here at the apartment (she paid for it so I won't bitch). When I buy my own (like for the trailer so I have some TP down there) I get the cheap two-ply stuff... Soft & Gentle, Angel Soft, etc.
 
Kitten brand?

I hate Scott brand. I love when the penny item at Publix is toilet paper. We'll go through the line 3 or 4 times to maximize on it.
 
I buy stuff that is made of post consumer recycled product. Off the top of my head I don't remember what percentage recycled...but it's high. Not as hoity toity as the kitten or bear brand but it works and is good for the environment.
 
{ON SALE} - no dollarama-crap tho' - If I wanted to wipe my butt with my hand, I wouldn't be buying paper thin enough to make no difference.
 
Nixy said:
I buy stuff that is made of post consumer recycled product. Off the top of my head I don't remember what percentage recycled...but it's high. Not as hoity toity as the kitten or bear brand but it works and is good for the environment.
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That is what I buy, it's cheaper, and soft enough.

Leslie buys other stuff.
 
Anyone ever used that fancy kleenex for wiping up? Damn, that`s like wiping your ass with silk, I tell ya. Big problem is that it doesn`t degrade in water, so if your pipes are old and clotted, it`s a really bad idea to use it. It will clog, and badly.
 
Professur said:
Anyone ever used that fancy kleenex for wiping up? Damn, that`s like wiping your ass with silk, I tell ya. Big problem is that it doesn`t degrade in water, so if your pipes are old and clotted, it`s a really bad idea to use it. It will clog, and badly.
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100 year old pipes

not gonna try it.
 
Baby wipes are teh kingz... I have a few boxes left over and sneak the odd box into the loo. If I could figure out how to sneak in teh wipe-warmer in there too, that'd be great. Warm wet-wipes..f'n ROCK!
 
MrBishop said:
Baby wipes are teh kingz... I have a few boxes left over and sneak the odd box into the loo. If I could figure out how to sneak in teh wipe-warmer in there too, that'd be great. Warm wet-wipes..f'n ROCK!
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But they`re wet. How would you know when you`ve got it all, as opposed to having just smeared it all about?
 
I'm thinking next time I should find some of that John Wayne toilet paper... it's tough and takes shit from no one.
 
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