Where did my bubba go?

:lol:
I couldn't pass it up :D THE I AM WAS JUST TOO TEMPTING!!

and also waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too time consuming :eek:
 
hey guys, sorry about not replying to my thread..was doing the drinking and turkey thing all weekend.

Hey spirit, how's it hanging?

so s4 is band?
 
Code: 
$query = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM users WHERE geek='1'");
while ($result = mysql_fetch_array($query)) {
  switch ($result['gender']) {
    case 'male':
      $action = "handshake";
      break;
    case 'female':
      $action = "hug";
      $action2 = "roll";
      $action3 = "hump";
      $action4 = "kiss";
      break;
    default:
      $action = "handshake";
  }
  if ($action == "handshake") {
    perform_action_male($result['username'],$action);
  } else {
    perform_action_female($result['username'],$action,$action2,$action3,$action4);
  }
}
mysql_free_result($query);
function perform_action_male($username,$a1) {
  if ($a1 == "handshake") {
    echo "/me shakes " . $username . "'s hand";
  }
}
function perform_action_female($username,$a1,$a2,$a3,$a4) {
  echo "/me " . $a1 . "s " . $username . ", then " . $a2 . "s around on the ground with her.\n";
  echo "/me then " . $a3 . "s her furiously, and afterwards " . $a4 . "es her passionately";
}
:headbang:

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