Recent experiments in New-Zealand's-capital-sheep-contraceptive-reasearch-facuility-located-somewhere-in-the-pacific-ocean-near-
Doctor-Evil's-base-though-there's-a-lot-more-sheep-at-this-one (N.Z.C.S.C.R.F.L.S.I.T.P.O.N.D.O.E.B.T.T.A.L.M.S.A.T.O. for short) have found the materials for sheep-safe condoms. Ever since it had been invented farmers claim, "We havn't had such a good screw in years!"
Unfortunately, the rate of marriages per year have dropped by tens of thousands due to this new condom though there has been an unexpected rise in the wool industry, yet customers claim there's a funny "smell" and "taste" to the wool they are getting now.
