Will Scanty enlist?

[Psycho]

We were just talking about enlisting, and by whom we would want to be killed in action


Because Scanty's so damn tired, we're trying to trick her into signing up for the marines so she can kill us...




So, we thought a little bondage m.... ok, forget it, here's the poll

 

[Jeslek]

We were just talking about enlisting, and by whom we would want to be killed in action


Because Scanty's so damn tired, we're trying to trick her into signing up for the marines so she can kill us...




So, we thought a little bondage m.... ok, forget it, here's the poll

Hey IPH, have you ever considered enlisting? What about you Scanty?

 

[Scanty]

I voted DONG, because I couldn't resist it's power.

In actuality, I would only enlist to be around those yummy marine guys.



A marine gave me a bookmark once.

 

[MitchSchaft]

?(

 

[Jeslek]

In actuality, I would only enlist to be around those yummy marine guys.

I'm going to join the Marine Corps Start with me ok?

 

[Scanty]

SIR!

 

[MitchSchaft]

Then why aren't you talking to a recruiter instead of wasting time here?

 

[Jeslek]

No no no, you command me.... What would you have me do?

 

[Scanty]

Then why aren't you talking to a recruiter instead of wasting time here?

Cos of the reason.

 

[Jeslek]

Then why aren't you talking to a recruiter instead of wasting time here?

You have no idea how much I want to do that, but I can't. I have to finish my degree first. I deserve a good kick in the balls for not enlisting last September, but I didn't know about 9/11 and thought there was time. I'm really really sorry I didn't sign up then, because I really, really want to go out and fight for my country, friends, and family. 5 years, and counting down...

 

[MitchSchaft]

You better start getting in shape NOW or else you'll end up like me.

 

[Jeslek]

You better start getting in shape NOW or else you'll end up like me.

Yes I am, I'm working on it... I can run a fair bit, but not in the time the Marines want you to. And I'm also doing all the classic stuff like pushups, situps, and so on. I'm going to make sure bootcamp is a breeeeeze except for the occasional ringing sound you get from the shouting.

 

[MitchSchaft]

It will never be a breeze, sir .

 

[Jeslek]

It will never be a breeze, sir .

I'm going to try making it one, sir. Instead of a hurricane, just a light gusty wind.

 

[MitchSchaft]

More power to ya!

 

[MuFu]

Hey IPH, have you ever considered enlisting?

No. Although I have thought about pretending to join the Navy so they give me £4000 and then changing my mind. Does that count?

 

[Jeslek]

Nah...