I got this in an email. I know there's already a few threads that this could fit in, but I didn't look for them ... so here you be. This was sent to my boss by his wife and he sent it to me. Which ... I'm not sure what to think of that anyway. *lol* But, enjoy!
Women's Humor:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do
I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
_______________________
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
_______________________
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you
really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
______________________
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good
idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
_______________________
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She
said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
______________________
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
_______________________
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very
special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for
a female companion 30 years younger....... Whoosh....immediately he turned
ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
_______________________
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at the table with her gourmet
coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover
of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband
is on the back of the milk carton.
Women's Humor:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do
I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
_______________________
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
_______________________
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you
really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
______________________
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good
idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
_______________________
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She
said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
______________________
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
_______________________
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very
special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for
a female companion 30 years younger....... Whoosh....immediately he turned
ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
_______________________
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at the table with her gourmet
coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover
of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband
is on the back of the milk carton.
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