Woodpecker humour

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A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which
place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said that they had a
tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The California woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the
tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaii woodpecker to peck a
tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The Hawaii woodpecker
expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the
tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker
was able to peck the California tree when neither one was able to peck the
tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home
 
Would a doctor who specializes in curing erectile dysfunction be known as "Dr Pecker"? And would his soda of choice be 7up?
 
Two trees are arguing with each other over a new young tree growing right between them.

Birch tree: It's got great roots...you can see them from here. It's a son of a birch!
Beech tree: Look at those branches..majestic!! Its a son of a beech!
Birch tree: It'll be huge...its a son of a birch!
Beech tree: Check out those leaves...power! Its a son of a beech!
Birch tree: Son of a Birch!
Beech tree: Son of a Beech!
Birch tree: BIRCH!!
Beech tree: BEECH!!

before too long, a woodpecker comes flying in to see what the arguing is about.
The Birch tree says, "Mr. Woodpecker...you are a professional at this. Care to check this fine sappling and explain to MrBeech that this is indeed a BIRCH TREE and is my son."
The woodpecker agrees to test the sappling...flies over, lands on it and has some pecks at it. He gargles the sap and looks satisfied.

Birch tree: So...I was right, right? It is a son of a birch!
Beech tree: No, I was right. It is a son of a beech!

Woodpecker: Gentlemen... it is neither a son of a birch, nor a son of a beech ...

but it is the best piece of Ash I've had all month!
 
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