Would you buy your teenage daughter

[Professur]

Unless things change drastically, I'll always know.

Last night, she was in the shower (she always showers with the door open) when V3.0 need a pee. Well, he looked around the shower curtain at her, and she shrieked "You pervert!!!" at him. Well, as he can running up the stairs, I did note that she still didn't close the door.

 

[Nixy]

Unless things change drastically, I'll always know.

Last night, she was in the shower (she always showers with the door open) when V3.0 need a pee. Well, he looked around the shower curtain at her, and she shrieked "You pervert!!!" at him. Well, as he can running up the stairs, I did note that she still didn't close the door.

Well, if you don't know she owns the underwear you won't know. But yes, if she remains so open you will know. All I was saying was that if freako thinks he'll beable to control what underwear his teenage daughter wears til she's 16 he's mistaken. If she has cash and she wants underwear there are ways for her to have it and for him to never be any the wiser...

You are lucky in that you have a very close bond with your daughter.

 

[Professur]

You are lucky in that you have a very close bond with your daughter.

Lucky? I suppose that's one word for it.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Can't put him in the crib in case he decided to climb out in the middle of the night, in the dark. This way, he has to crawl over his mum to get anywhere. He'll be moving to V3.0's old bed soon.

Wrap that rascal up!

 

[HomeLAN]

Oooo. With a built-in hook for suspension from the ceiling.

*Begins to research*

 

[Professur]

That would mean taking down the trapeeze.

 

[Leslie]

Can't put him in the crib in case he decided to climb out in the middle of the night, in the dark. This way, he has to crawl over his mum to get anywhere

Sooner than later he'll figure out that if he goes straight down the bed noone'll be the wiser.

 

[HomeLAN]

You have a trapeze in his room?

 

[Professur]

He's sleeping where I'm supposed to be. Les, there a foot at the end of the bed.

 

[HomeLAN]

Surely he wouldn't be if you used Gato's device. If he would be, you're not as smart as I thought.

 

[Professur]

The other rooms have ceiling fans. Although, I suppose you could hook him to that, and set it on low. But if his diaper leaked ..... it would take days to clean up the mess.

 

[Winky]

Last night, I woke up at 1 am to find my 3 year old watching porn on the Movie channel.

How's that werkin' out for ya?

 

[Professur]

Pretty good. He asks before he changes the channel.

 

[Winky]

So he asks before he cranks up the porno?

yer such a good Pah

 

[Slim Pickens]

Not that I think that any of the three are going to have that problem (thanks to Tonksy and Red), not no but HELL no!

 

[tonksy]

What if one of them gets lopped of in a bizarre gardening accident?

 

[Slim Pickens]

What if one of them gets lopped of in a bizarre gardening accident?

Well, obviously, I thought it stood to reason that medically advised cosmetic surgery fell into another catagory

 

[HomeLAN]

What if one of them gets lopped of in a bizarre gardening accident?

Not a bizarre kitchen accident?

 

[tonksy]

Either way

 

[Professur]

Well, obviously, I thought it stood to reason that medically advised cosmetic surgery fell into another catagory

Yeah, Doc. I've was circumcised as a baby, and I'm convinced the doc slipped and cut off some. Wanna add back the 9 inches please?