Tequilla...I swore off cheap tequilla years ago. I might buy a bottle every five years, so when I do I usually get Cuervo. It, at least, has never made me want to wrestle a chain saw (yet), unlike Two Fingers et al.
I rarely drink tequila as well, it is too hard on my stomach and if you ever dare to drink it while you have gastritis, then tequila will never be the same. A good brand is Herradura, btw.
Condoms? That implies responsibility and consequences. This is about living for the moment, 'fuck-all', red-card behaviour... aka bottles of fermentables-what-got-alcohol-innit.