You know that your parents were gamers when...

MrBishop

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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=-1]You know your parents are gamers when. . .[/size][/font]​
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=-1]1) You're grounded for a d6 weeks.
[/size][/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=-1]2) You get in trouble and you have to roll on the Punishment Table.
[/size][/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=-1]3) When you look in the family photo album and see character sheets next to class pictures.
[/size][/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=-1]4) Your parents assign stats to you and claim that their Quickness die type is higher than yours.
[/size][/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=-1]5) Your child knows what a botch is[/size][/font]​
 
Father sits down to dinner hidden behind a cardboard screen.

A career change is termed as going multi-class.

Your birthday card has "Happy Level 18" written on it.
 
... Your father kills your dog for the XP.
... Your parents have a 'serious talk' with you about stat point allocation.
... Your mother says, "Relax honey, you haven't started playing yet. This is just your background being determined."
... The first thing your parents say when you fall of your bike is "Roll a d20 for your Dexterity check."
... Your parents say looks don't matter, because they don't modify your Speech and Charisma stats.
 
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