You people SUCK!

AlphaTroll said:
If the dove is the bird of love, then the swallow must be the bird of true love
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In that case the Thrush must be the bird of suspect romance :eh:
 
AlphaTroll said:
The Shag is the bird of exploration - boldly going where no bird has gone before.

So Mr I have no legs - what do you think the Cock is?
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The cock is the bird of compensation...
 
bleach said:
But the working conditions are usually pretty good :cool2:
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What........hot, damp, poorly ventilated and dark? You a miner then?

(just remember to wear your hard hat ;) )

On another note - did I send you the e-mail about running in the rain?
 
AlphaTroll said:
What........hot, damp, poorly ventilated and dark? You a miner then?

(just remember to wear your hard hat ;) )

On another note - did I send you the e-mail about running in the rain?
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Can't remember hun........... :confused:
 
bleach said:
Can't remember hun........... :confused:
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Can't remember if you're a miner?

Oh - I'll just post it here

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out the window and yelled to her lover.
"Quick jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
" I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, which had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free."
Another runner moved alongside asks, "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope.........just when it's raining."
 
AlphaTroll said:
Can't remember if you're a miner?

Oh - I'll just post it here

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out the window and yelled to her lover.
"Quick jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
" I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, which had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free."
Another runner moved alongside asks, "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope.........just when it's raining."
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Nah, I'm deffo not a miner.......I'm fully grow'd up :)

Yeah that does ring a bell :D
 
bleach said:
Nah, I'm deffo not a miner.......I'm fully grow'd up :)

Yeah that does ring a bell :D
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Yup - your a big boy that's fer sure ;)

Who's tugging the dong or whatever a bell chain is called? :winkkiss:
 
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