Your favourite oxymorons

[Aunty Em]

Yeah... I seem to remember Kermit having problems in The Muppet Movie...

 

[Inkara1]

I've heard "Microsoft Works" mentioned a few times before.

 

[peterska2]

I use same difference quite a lot

 

[Raven]

hmmm should I add another? its a definite maybe......

 

[peterska2]

lol

 

[AlphaTroll]

Business ethics

Constant change

Soft rock

Rolling stop

Deafening silence

New antiques (saw this one on a flyer)

Almost exactly

And then one of my recent faves, after the whole Iraq hullabaloo - 'fighting for peace' using peacekeeper missiles

 

[Aunty Em]

squiggy-burger

Ever tried "Toad in the hole"?

 

[Oz]

Good Shit.

Bad Sex.

Military Intelligence.

United Nations.

 

[Raven]

Ever tried "Toad in the hole"?

From what I hear they have very small penises so toad in the hole is out for most girls....

 

[peterska2]

From what I hear they have very small penises so toad in the hole is out for most girls....

rofl.

i dont really want no toad in my hole thanks anyway