Zombie apocolypse...

31% chance...I'm too caring and I'm in bad shape and own no guns and have very little food stock.
 
I whacked my loved ones.

I thought Walmart would be good. They have a crapload of food there, and even can openers.
 
Besides, by the time you park half a mile from the door, and get past that creepy greeter feller, th' damn zombies done eat y'brains n' shit.
 
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