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it is truely geek heaven :love: (scroll down and skip the text for the impressive pictures)

Worst one first: Haha :blank: Ok, now the real joke for today: :D

Uhm, yeah... So, can you do that with your eye?

Yep, they found him... :D Attachment(s): 291701.jpg, 10.83kb

God didn't kill the kitten this time :headbang: Attachment(s): cat-tough day.jpg, 42.52kb

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One of the many Osama jokes, most of you probably already know it, but I didn't and I thought it was pretty funny: Read this one out loud to understand it :P And last but not least, the Iraqi voting form: :lol: Attachment(s): iraqi_vote.jpg, 24.18kb

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I think I'll win this round :headbang: Attachment(s): ptadlmonopoly.jpg, 107.40kb

...what were you doing on SourceForge? :D Attachment(s): trout.jpg, 124.20kb

Ok, so they're not exactly daily yet, but who cares...

I do :crying3: ...and not just for any reason, I broke up with my girlfriend. I won't give out all the details here, let's say we just weren't meant to be. I feel like shit, although relieved somehow, and I got this sudden urge to empty the bottle of Passoa which is standing next to me.

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water...

We were just talking about enlisting, and by whom we would want to be killed in action :headbang: Because Scanty's so damn tired, we're trying to trick her into signing up for the marines so she can kill us... :brow: So, we thought a little bondage m.... ok, forget it, here's the...

There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory, who had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and he couldn't stand it, so he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He spends a few months with...

It's an USB drive, 64 MB, no drivers needed, quite cool. Not exactly the largest (128, 256, 512 and 1 GB are also available), but pretty cheap ($50), and a lot easier than floppy disks, CD-RW's or email/ftp... and besides being useful, it looks pretty geeky having this thing on my keyring...

After the hours spent here the last few days, I'm going away for the weekend, give my fingers some rest which they really need. Going home in about an hour, probably won't be online after that, if my car will start that is, so before I leave, I just needed to do this headbang headbang...

Why are you on this forum but not on MSN :crying3: Are you leaving me here all alone at work? :crying3: Before you know it, I might actually start to.... to..... work :sick:

I though I'd keep you busy :P Anyways, I just clicked 'Watch this topic', got an email, but it doesn't mention who replied... would be nice if it did :) Thank you fix-it-fury, maybe I'll make a doll of you too some day to thank you :D

I've noticed this a while back: test Why does this generate code like: <span style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;> t </span> est that? I mean, it's just a waste of bandwidth, it does not have any extra advantages over just using <b>t</b>est, and most important: you...