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For goodness sake!! What's all the fuss about? Just go and take a dump in the bush. Leaves and grass are free. :brush:

Santa, being smart, realised this would eventually happen, and so became a major share-holder in every toy shop in town.

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux *pimp*

2 lions Re the 2 lions caption (Sorry I'm a bit late on this one) :crying4: "FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! I told you to ask for directions!!!!! Now look where we've ended up!!!" :D

After spending five years at boarding school under the watchful, and sometimes overly protective, eye of a 'Red Chinese' friend, I try very hard not to make my bed. Fortunately for me, I have hired-help that if nothing else is good at making beds :brush: But when she takes her leave, it's...

An interesting topic. Is logic not just a word that attempts to define the process whereby a given result is anticipated? I believe that logic is dynamic, not static. It is a product of the human mind, and as such, evolves as we evolve. It was not too long ago that the earth was...

It's a sad state of affairs, thats for sure. Yet somehow it is understandable whilst being lamentable. 6 Billion people all struggling for an identity. A yearning to be recognised, understood and cared for. A desire to feel compassion and human comfort. A need to communicate. A cry for help...

I would love to be greeted with a warm and sincere smile from every person I met. Given that smiling is contagious I just may well get my present :D

Yup!!! ... and then it becomes; Soon: Perfect high yield mulch Soon: Popping your cloggs Soon: Weed fertiliser Soon: Stone-dead

It is not a bad looking URL I guess, but I have seen better. Perhaps if you were to spice it up a bit with a liberal sprinkling of 'X' and 'S' it may have more appeal - but I can't vouch for this.

I have been called neither. I have however been called "droll" at times. Does this almost count? :horse: My thumb is sore today :beerdrnk:

Gracias Muchly :brush: I have recently been informed that lead is bad for the environment :lol2: So it's either rubber bullets or a steady diet of OTC :crying4: The question is now, "are rubber bullets as efficient as OTC?" :confused: Thanks for the tepid welcome :drink: Jiving Joe

Woke up this morning. Figured it was the final day. Considered a mouth full of lead. Was told to come here instead. Was told it was just as efficient. Less painful. Brains now numb. I think I'm done. Looking forward to getting to know absolutely none of you. Jiving Joe