A Fate Worse than Death

[abooja]

TOP 10 REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN



> TOP 10 REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
>
> # 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
>
> # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another
> for when you're on the
> road.
>
> # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so,
> he will probably let you
> try it out a few times.
>
> # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep
> another gun for a backup.
>
> # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out
> of ammo.
>
> # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
>
> # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
>
> # 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me
> look fat?"
>
> #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
> use it.
>
> And the "number one" reason a gun is favored over a
> woman....
>
> # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!

Aardvarks.

 

[BeardofPants]

Quack, quack?

 

[unclehobart]

Why wimmins like guns over men:

1. You can trade your snub in for a 10 inch barrel.

2. a gun is always hard.

3. a gun can shoot more than once a day.

4. a gun doesn't use your razor and leave the stuble on it throw its goddamn undies on the floor or wipe its ass with the display towels or eat all the food in your fridge.

5. a gun doesn't funky up the toilet.

6. a gun wont monopolize the remote.

7. a gun doesnt have a hairy back or start shit with your mom.

8. your parents wont care if you are hooked up with a gun made of black metal or comes from a foreign country.

9. a gun is better conversation.

 

[paul_valaru]

Leslie make banana bread again.

yummy, good to eat.

 

[greenfreak]

I wish she'd come back and tell us herself.

I've since perfected my chocolate chip cookie recipe. I found out that the butter was the culprit all along. Note to self... Stop microwaving butter and adding it HOT to the mixture. Now I take it out a half hour beforehand, nuke it for 1 minute, and then let it sit uncovered for 30 minutes.

I also add hazelnuts to my chocolate chip cookies and mix both semi sweet chips and milk chocolate chips. I've since perfected:

Scones (Prof can attest, he's got the recipe now too)
Cranberry Almond Biscotti
Cinnamon Streusel Coffee Cake
Tiramisu
Chocolate chip hazelnut cookies
Chocolate crinkle cookies

I've become quite the little baker. I'm making chocolate crinkle cookies tonight for Rusty's coworkers. They love me.

 

[Nixy]

I miss Leslie.