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[AlphaTroll]

'tis me friend Mr Retardation. A really misunderstood young man in fact. Often abused as a child, he now seeks asylum within the confines of the nice, secure, well-padded OTC cells....erm....threads.

He has become quite well loved among us here and has forged a special bond with our resident pornstar frog prince - Squiggy....the Squiggmeister.....Squiggalator...

But beware - members who abuse this smiley often find themselves infected with the mysterious disease known as Ensquiggalitis....no known cure is available for it. Sufferers are usually overcome with the urge to type with their penises while wearing an ovenglove on their heads, all the while insisting that frogs do indeed have bellies that, if rubbed correctly, will make all yer wishes come true.

 

[MrBishop]

Parting Pubes...well it's a good way to keep those little short and curlies from sticking in your teeth, I suppose.

BTW HI SAM!!!

 

[Sam]

This would be the kind of rubbing that gets lower and lower, yes?

What do ensquigglated women type with??

Hi Mr B!!

 

[paul_valaru]

This would be the kind of rubbing that gets lower and lower, yes?

What do ensquigglated women type with??

Hi Mr B!!

you end up growing a penis, and you lose the ability to ask for directions, it's horrible

 

[MrBishop]

you end up growing a penis, and you lose the ability to ask for directions, it's horrible

Really...I was sure that they just had to keep a glass of icecubes near the KB and rub them on their breasnesses regularly...then just nip the KB when you want to type

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well Sam, as a not-quite-a-doctor-yet you should know that, embriologically spoeaking a penis is just an exagarated clit anyway

And yeah - tis that sort of rubbing....but sometimes he wants it to go up too

 

[paul_valaru]

but the real question is...

how does he alt-ctrl-delete?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well Pauly.....have you seen his tongue?

 

[paul_valaru]

Well Pauly.....have you seen his tongue?

no, and I'm a little thankful for that.

 

[PT]

He's got a Mac, he doesn't have to.

 

[Sam]

Is his tongue forked? (It's either that or he's got a forked penis)

Well Sam, as a not-quite-a-doctor-yet you should know that, embriologically spoeaking a penis is just an exagarated clit anyway

Yeah, but still, I don't think I could type with mine....

Hey - I think I just worked out why this place is called 'off topic' central

Sam.

 

[paul_valaru]

He's got a Mac, he doesn't have to.

LMAO

one button mouse...hell I could use my naughty bits to type with a mac too.


unless it was cold

 

[Leslie]

Well Pauly.....have you seen his tongue?

*raises hand*

 

[Leslie]

He's got a Mac, he doesn't have to.

won't mention that when he was here he had to use my old crappy 486

 

[paul_valaru]

won't mention that when he was here he had to use my old crappy 486

I'll be impressed when he types with it on one of those old non-electric typewriters, lol


but squig, how many words a minute?

 

[PT]

I'll be impressed when he types with it on one of those old non-electric typewriters, lol

I wouldn't get my nads close to one of them, remember how the keys used to jam?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Squiggs has a Mac? Did it come with cheese or without? Supersized or regular?

(teehee Sam...welcome to OTC chick )

 

[paul_valaru]

I wouldn't get my nads close to one of them, remember how the keys used to jam?

well, that would be the test of a real man...frog...wahtever

 

[AlphaTroll]

You gonna take that test then Pauly?

 

[paul_valaru]

You gonna take that test then Pauly?

the real man test, where you have a chance to have your nads mangled??

well i would, but I don't want to get my dress dirty