Bailey's Irish Cream

[Coffee Bean]

My girlfriend and I were housesitting her parent's condo. They have a hot-tub in on the back deck.

We sat in it for a while and I dusted off about half a bottle of Bailey's. When I got out of the tub I think my heartrate was 3 bpm. I don't think the blood was flowing at all. I got up a flight of stairs and almost passed out.

Moral is, if you're going to drink, be sure to do it inside and not in a hottub.

 

[unclehobart]

You felt a mere half bottle? Do you weigh like 125 pounds or something?

 

[Coffee Bean]

260.

Have you ever drank alcohol in a hot tub?

 

[unclehobart]

Oh yes ... Try it in a steam room sometime. That will really mess you us.

 

[Coffee Bean]

I hear you can die...like you're really not supposed to drink booze in those environments.

 

[unclehobart]

Yer not ... the boss of me... *hic* I ... *incoherent grumbling* .. FIVE DOLLARS!? ... get outta here ...

*slumps over drooling and unconscious into a stack of Jack Daniels Single Barrel bottles*

zzZZZzz...Zzz...

 

[Coffee Bean]

I love you man...seriously...you're like the man...but you know sometimes I get real *hic* what? I'm gonna buy this whole place a drink ! What? Dude my best friends dude!! I love this man!!!!!!!

 

[teh sloth]

i don't take baileys cos they are so sweet you drink too much of them

 

[Gonz]

Just wait until they find out you drank their $25, bottle of Bailies

 

[teh sloth]

dumdumDUM!

 

[tommyj27]

* adds hottub and steam room to to-do list

 

[Aunty Em]

So where's mine?........ \_/ fill her up!

 

[Professur]

All drinking should be done either in front of the telly during a NASCAR race, or standing with your foot on the rail at the local pub.

 

[tommyj27]

what about watching pr0n? you forgot that

 

[tommyj27]

* gives aunty a refill

 

[Professur]

If you're able to drink while watching porn, you're wasting either your time, or the booze.

 

[tommyj27]

beef jerky is good, i wonder if it's good with a head cold advil and a couple shots...

 

[Aunty Em]

Cheers! Tommy.... I really love this stuff... hic!

 

[Professur]

Beef jerky while watching porn.

 

[unclehobart]

kinda redundant, no?