Could be interesting...

[Squiggy]

I start jury duty tomorrow. I don't know what kind of case yet but I'm sure whoever it is is guilty of whatever it is. I just have to wait till the end to cast my vote...

 

[PT]

Don't you hate how they make you wait til the end? You could always jump up as soon as you see the first black person walk through the door and scream, "That's HIM!!!! HE DID IT!!!....


It usually gets me home on day 1.

 

[Squiggy]

* writes PT's suggestion in his notebook...

Anyone else got any ideas?

 

[PT]

Got any "White Power" T-Shirts?

"Black Power" works equally well...

Wear Sunglasses and insist they dim the lights.

 

[paul_valaru]

a t-shirt with a picture of a hangman?

hit on the judge, prosicutor, defense, or defendent

or all of them (really works if they are the same sex as you)

fall asleep

 

[AlphaTroll]

Pretend you suffer from Tourettes syndrome & keep yelling obscenities at the judge

Play with yourself in the jury box

Play with the pesron next to you in the jury box

Duck down everytime the prosecuter looks at you and whisper loudly "Is he gone yet?"

 

[Squiggy]

I was thinking about responding verbally with a series of clicks, knacks, & high pitched whistles...And eating a bananna with the skin on...

 

[Rose]

Just tell them you're gonna vote for the death penalty regardless of what happens. They don't like peope who like the death penalty.

 

[PT]

Offering to start a pool with the other jurors on the outcome of the trial is good. Offer the judge, prosecutor and defense attorney better odds though. See if you can get any members of the audience involved too, preferably during testimony. Ask the judge if you get to ask questions. Ask the judge if you can join the witness protection program.

 

[PT]

Just tell them you're gonna vote for the death penalty regardless of what happens. They don't like peope who like the death penalty.

Especially if it's a traffic court.

 

[Squiggy]

Hmmm...What if I try ALL of this....AND THEY STILL KEEP ME?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Start a drinking game with the rest of the jurors - everytime you hear the word 'Who' all have to yell out "Duckbill Platypus" and down a draught.

 

[Squiggy]

Now I REALLY like that one AlphaTroll...

Duckbilled platypus!

 

[Dave]

 

[Squiggy]

Dayum...Spot wants to do jury duty too...

 

[paul_valaru]

Hmmm...What if I try ALL of this....AND THEY STILL KEEP ME?

then they are trying a celebrity, have fun

 

[Dave]

Dayum...Spot wants to do jury duty too...

not really...just saw an excuse to chug a beer....

 

[Gonz]

Anyone else got any ideas?

I have the bestestest idea. Do your civic duty & STFU

oh, and ask lots of questions-lawyers really love that

 

[Squiggy]

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[PostCode]

If they accept you even after all that, then I want to know where you live so I know NOT to ever move there.