couple of people i met tonight

[Dave]

had the usual crop of visitors today. had 2 that stood out....

1. Patient A is assaulted by Individual B. Individual B's spouse comes in and tries to finish what Individual B started. Patient A was uninjured. no bruises or cuts or anything.

2. my favorite. Patient B is caught breaking in to someones house. Homeowner catches Patient B. Homeowner whacks Patient B on the head with a baseball bat. Patient B is a 20-something. Homeowner is 60-something and apparently looks 90-something. when asked by the police how hard Homeowner swung the bat, the reply was "well, its a baseball bat. how hard are you supposed to swing it?" Patient B got a bunch of sutures and was sent to jail.

 

[PostCode]

Patent B hopefully got what little he/she has upstairs broken lose of the cobwebs and will cease doing further stupid shit.

 

[Squiggy]

Can we laugh?

nm...I cant help it... :see my sig:

 

[PostCode]

You gotta wonder how they explain the softball size sweeling comng outta the side of their head.

You know damn well they aren't gonna admit some old geezer took a bat to their ass.

 

[Dave]

sure.
i had to wait about 10 minutes to compose myself before going in to see Patient B.

 

[PostCode]

Yeah, rosy red cheeks and all. BUAHAHAH



He probably knew you were out there leaughing your ass off. That's the best part.

 

[Dave]

the room was right next to the station. we weren't exactly subtle about it either....

 

[Squiggy]

Wait till his cellmates get a hold of this info..... :etc...etc...:

 

[Dave]

the cop that was with Patient B was back in the ER about 20 minutes later with another knucklehead. DUI arrest that got mouthy with the cops. claiming a wrist injury from the cuffs....

 

[Inkara1]

You gotta wonder how they explain the softball size sweeling comng outta the side of their head.

You know damn well they aren't gonna admit some old geezer took a bat to their ass.

You mean his head? If it was taken to his ass... then don't you think the softball-size swelling would be down there?

 

[Aunty Em]

Some people need taking into custody to protect them from themselves.