Dave
Well-Known Member
had the usual crop of visitors today. had 2 that stood out....
1. Patient A is assaulted by Individual B. Individual B's spouse comes in and tries to finish what Individual B started. Patient A was uninjured. no bruises or cuts or anything.
2. my favorite. Patient B is caught breaking in to someones house. Homeowner catches Patient B. Homeowner whacks Patient B on the head with a baseball bat. Patient B is a 20-something. Homeowner is 60-something and apparently looks 90-something. when asked by the police how hard Homeowner swung the bat, the reply was "well, its a baseball bat. how hard are you supposed to swing it?" Patient B got a bunch of sutures and was sent to jail.
1. Patient A is assaulted by Individual B. Individual B's spouse comes in and tries to finish what Individual B started. Patient A was uninjured. no bruises or cuts or anything.
2. my favorite. Patient B is caught breaking in to someones house. Homeowner catches Patient B. Homeowner whacks Patient B on the head with a baseball bat. Patient B is a 20-something. Homeowner is 60-something and apparently looks 90-something. when asked by the police how hard Homeowner swung the bat, the reply was "well, its a baseball bat. how hard are you supposed to swing it?" Patient B got a bunch of sutures and was sent to jail.