But the Gods smiled upon Tarez and his quest and endowed him with strange and supernatural powers, and thus he became the mighty superhero Beer Dude, and he had a beer tap on his head with an inexhaustable supply of any flavor of lager pilsner or ale was needed for the occasion. He then staggered off to find fury and flurfmeister and sbcanada and they all drank until sbcanada's homophobia was gone, and fury wasnt so flaming, and flurfmeister didnt feel the need to exploit women....At least for one night there was peace....