crumbs in my bed

[breaky]

i can usually find breadcrumbs, dry crusty ones from toast, the occasional cookie crumb and if friends have been over i could probably find a potato chip or two somewhere in my bed
surely i can't be the only one in the world who has the problem
(oh yeah, and there's also alot of tobacco bits floating around)

 

[Oz]

Erm, this is just a suggestion........a crackpot theory prolly....I'm not claiming to be an expert on this kinda situation...

But change the bedsheets.

 

[unclehobart]

Blame the cat. Prolly been swiping food and eating in on your bed.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hey, here's another crazy, from outa left field, whack suggestion (to go with Oz's) - how 'bout "Don't eat in bed" (and especially don't eat your friends in bed - great way of preventing them from crumbling all over the place)

 

[SexyBoo]

"Don't eat in bed" (and especially don't eat your friends in bed - great way of preventing them from crumbling all over the place)

Also a good way to keep the police away from your house - don't be responsible for disappearing friends! And especially don't have evidence in your bed.
(Sorry Alpha, I couldn't resist!)

 

[freako104]

now you know its easy to get rid of evidence and they could be on their way home or whatever when they dissapear \


i dont eat in my bed and i usually wont let others sit on my bed unless they ask. or ill offer them. but if they do no eating for them(but i can eat )

 

[Oz]

"Don't eat in bed" (and especially don't eat your friends in bed - great way of preventing them from crumbling all over the place)

If yer eating friends in bed.......tis best to dunk them in tea first, once they are wet they won't crumble

 

[freako104]

ive never had them crumble but there were some wet spots on their beds.

 

[tonksy]

there's a few crumbs in my bed, but like unc said...i blame the cats...yeah, thats the ticket.....the cats...

 

[unclehobart]

I can't help but leave toast point crumbs when I am having a go at bed kipper delight.

 

[tonksy]

I can't help but leave toast point crumbs when I am having a go at bed kipper delight.

psst...i may have a dirty mind...but...what's the toast for?

 

[unclehobart]

Can't give away my trade secrets. *winka-winka-woo*

 

[SexyBoo]

Can't give away my trade secrets. *winka-winka-woo*

Oh, come on Unc! Inquiring/dirty minds want to know!

 

[breaky]

c'mon guys, surely there has been times where you've eaten in bed, what about those lusty breakfasts in bed with your love? the food always ends up everywhere and anywhere besides your mouth but i'll go with this excuse-

Blame the cat. Prolly been swiping food and eating in on your bed.

he's probably the one that farted too cause i know that wasn't me (but since i now don't have a cat i'll have to blame the phantom pussy that appears late at night )

 

[Oz]

he's probably the one that farted too cause i know that wasn't me (but since i now don't have a cat i'll have to blame the phantom pussy that appears late at night )

Words fail me.............

 

[unclehobart]

I wish I had some late night phantom pussy. I surely wouldn't mind the crumbs

 

[freako104]

c'mon guys, surely there has been times where you've eaten in bed, what about those lusty breakfasts in bed with your love? the food always ends up everywhere and anywhere besides your mouth but i'll go with this excuse-

nope. and no lover either

 

[Thulsa Doom]

I wish I had some late night phantom pussy. I surely wouldn't mind the crumbs

Yes and Im assuming this phantom plays the organ just as well.

 

[Mare]

Well, not anymore, but back in the day I had some CRUMBS in my bed, just hurried up and and brushed them out in the morning