do you often/enjoy farting when surfing the web?

[Guest]

Informal poll: are you a farter?

 

[ris]

it's the follow-through that scares me!

 

[Justintime]

nope! lol

 

[tarez]

LMAO what kinda post is that? lol

 

[MuFu]

Damn, I just did as well...

Didn't follow through though. Gross.

MuFu.

 

[unclehobart]

: /

 

[MuFu]

I really hope everybody checked the "No poopy pants for me" option. A bit badly worded, I think. I'd hate to think that anybody would have "poopy pants", exciting as this board is.

MuFu.

 

[fury]

I always love a good fart. Nothing like releasing the tension that's been building up in your intestines since god knows when.

 

[krusty]

What a shit subject... OTCentral stinks.

 

[Guest]

According the poll, that might be true.

 

[sbcanada]

Pervert!

 

[Professur]

And you thought some of my threads stunk.

 

[Inkara1]

They do.

 

[rrfield]

I always love a good fart. Nothing like releasing the tension that's been building up in your intestines since god knows when.

When fury was young, probably ages 7 - 14 or so, it was a sport for us cousins to burp as much as possible in a short period of time because Dennis would crack up and almost piss himself.

I also remember trapping Dennis in a cardboard box and farting in it.

Good times.

 

[kat2220]

Where's da beans?

 

[tonksy]

Um...this is an embarrassing situation so I'll just try to make it less so by asked a quick first question. Does anyone here have a fast metabolism?

 

[HomeLAN]

I also remember trapping Dennis in a cardboard box and farting in it.

Good times.

Oh, now that's cold. I grew up youngest of five, and that would've been a touch over the line.

 

[Luis G]

Um...this is an embarrassing situation so I'll just try to make it less so by asked a quick first question. Does anyone here have a fast metabolism?

over here

 

[Winky]

here too

blazing fast

 

[tonksy]

over here

So do you find that you get more gas than those with slow metabolisms? The scientific explanation is that your system pushes food along faster than it can truly digest it all and then the bacteria in your intestines consume it and create gas. Does this sound like you?