Do you prune your hairy man-bush?

[greenfreak]

You have much to learn stewey!

you can go frig yourself in the corner with your right hand

No need, I have a boyfriend that trims for me. Oh, and, bite me.

Being open to new experiences can be a great thing. Even if it's something as simple as trimming (or shaving) hair. I bet you don't put the seat down either.

 

[Raven]

nope I dont. I sound quite arrogant here dont I? sorry!

I'm only 20. What I meant by my gf is she is only 17 and the last person she 'slept; with is a bastard with no balls and a dick on his head who should be in jail right now

 

[Rose]

and shaved balls are a wonderful thing to behold too

See, if I were a guy I don't think there's any way in hell I'd put a razor so close to the jewels. :s As a girl I know it's bad enough to have to shave knees and behind knees - very sensative areas when using a sharp razor. :s

 

[greenfreak]

My ex started me with shaving me clean. He did it, was very gentle, never had a problem.

I did it after we had broken up and it just wasn't the same.

 

[Arris]

the last person she 'slept; with is a bastard with no balls and a dick on his head who should be in jail right now

Why is she sleeping around on you????

Or are you talking about yourself?

 

[Raven]

No Imtalking about the fuckwit that raped her when she was 13

 

[greenfreak]

*lighthearted banter grinds to a halt*

 

[Raven]

yep sorry....just been playing on my minde recently. Continue the banter *puts cd back on*

 

[PT]

*Screeeech.

 

[Raven]

you need to type faster

 

[Arris]

No Imtalking about the fuckwit that raped her when she was 13

Why is he not in jail????

 

[PT]

I really do.

Anyway, shaving the nutsack is clearly the most difficult of the tasks, but with a little help, it's not to bad. First of all, use some clippers to trim the hair down to manageable size, then use shaving cream on the sack, rubbing it in to provide the most lubrication. Then you need help, have your significant other help you stretch the sack tight so there aren't any wrinkles in it, then just shave like you would your face. It's really not hard. Then after you shave with a razor, an electric razor will do a nice job of keeping things smooth with little chance of cutting your sack.

^^The PT guide to shaving your nutsack. (c)

 

[Raven]

Why is he not in jail????

Cos the bastard was 13 too soo he just missed out on statutory rape

 

[MuFu]

I really do.

Anyway, shaving the nutsack is clearly the most difficult of the tasks, but with a little help, it's not to bad. First of all, use some clippers to trim the hair down to manageable size, then use shaving cream on the sack, rubbing it in to provide the most lubrication. Then you need help, have your significant other help you stretch the sack tight so there aren't any wrinkles in it, then just shave like you would your face. It's really not hard. Then after you shave with a razor, an electric razor will do a nice job of keeping things smooth with little chance of cutting your sack.

^^The PT guide to shaving your nutsack. (c)

*saves*

 

[greenfreak]

Who was it who saw the guys who contort their testicles into shapes? Was that Lissa? You can have fun while you shave too doing the "bird's nest"

 

[Raven]

que?

 

[MuFu]

Oh come on, use your imagination dude.

 

[Raven]

humour me

 

[Aunty Em]

It doesn't grow in thicker.

Is this an admission of guilt?

 

[MrBishop]

The question that I have is wether a shaved pube helps reduce the amount of queefing that happens...it's soo distracting!