For the taste retarded

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by Professur, May 10, 2005.

  1. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member


    What the fuck is wrong with you people?
  2. SouthernN'Proud Fighting oppressive Warshinton gubmint since 1861 Southern Discomfort

    Bet that'd be good over some wings with a pitcher of draft to wash it down...
  3. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    No it wouldn't. Tobasco is 50,000 scoville. Habanero is 300,000. The chemical root elements used in pepper spray are 1,000,000. If that stuff merely touches your skin, you will blister... you will quiver and quake just as if you had peed on an electric fence. That stuff is meant to be used as a few grains for an entire vat of whatever... certainly not straight up. This stuff would be more damaging than ingesting Drano.

    I've seen it elsewhere for $150. Might have been a different years batch though with more bottles.
  4. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

  5. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member


    And they let people like this breed????
  6. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

  7. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Why in God's name would you people do this to yourselves?
  8. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    Same question to you... 'cept with haggis as the subject.
  9. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

  10. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    Al-Qaida could dump a bottle of that stuff into a municipal water supply and paralyze everything for days ... except Texas. They wouldn't even notice.
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  11. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    Capsicum may just be a chemical compund (methyl vanillyl nonenamide) but then so is VX
  12. Uki Chick New Member

    I heard about this stuff this morning on the radio. People are sick in the head. They were saying something about it being $200 a bottle because they only made 1000 bottles or something like that. I don't remember exactly.
  13. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Chom. This is it.
  14. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    I would put it forth under the lump umbrella that covers all dangerous/painful/ecstatic forms of behavior. Why skydive? Why bunji? Why do hard drugs? To some, it releases a massive rush of endorphines that are pleasureable when certain brain chemistries akin to depression exist. Altering ones state of being becomes a temporary lift out of a rutted cycle of life that it agony to some. Some might even relate it to religious zeal in the same way that Filipino flagellants whip thier backsides into bloody pulps in order to step closer to God. To some it may just be a 'badge of honor' to be able to suck it up and take the pain... like a tattoo.

    Some just like collecting the bottles because its quasi rare artwork and sometimes rather funny.
  15. tonksy Hitting the egg nog New Member

    :laugh: i love texas.
  16. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    "Capsicum a lipophilic chemical that can produce a strong burning sensation in the mouth
    (and, if not properly digested, anus) of the unaccustomed eater"

    So Texans wouldn't get tushy burn?
  17. Uki Chick New Member

    That's the one!
  18. kuulani coo-ooh-la-knee New Member

    eek! i can barely handle medium thai food :lloyd:
  19. tonksy Hitting the egg nog New Member

    mmm...thai food.
    you know what? recently i had a intestinal virus and the doc told me to lay off the milk and the spicy food until it passed. so i was sitting at dinner ordering my sub and found my self thinking "i'll just get the veggie sub with jalapenos. they aren't spicy"....i think i've warped my taste buds.
  20. Inkara1 To err is human. To arr is pirate. Well-Known Member

    I should get one of those bottles for my dad for Father's Day. :D

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