How many brothers does this guy have?!?!?

[chcr]

The real problem with grasping at straws is that it's obvious to anyone who isn't a complete imbecile that you're grasping at straws.

 

[jimpeel]

The real problem with grasping at straws is that it's obvious to anyone who isn't a complete imbecile that you're grasping at straws.

The one with the most straws wins; and he doesn't drown.

 

[Winky]

The one with the most straws wins; and he doesn't drown.

Now you are merely 'grasping at straws'!

 

[spike]

The girl was probably dressed provocatively so it is her fault he tried to assault her.

Jim, are you personally convicting this guy of assault? That would go against everything you've previously stated about convictions. Are you ok doing that?

 

[2minkey]

i fail to see how one can use straws to... oh, right, by sucking. well, there you go, jim.

 

[valkyrie]

The girl was probably dressed provocatively so it is her fault he tried to assault her.

I thought you read the quotes that you post...
... he didn't assault any of the 13 year old girls.
"A group of girls, one aged 13, told police a man approached them and followed them into a cafe a mile from the home of Samson Obama’s mother in Bracknell."

 

[jimpeel]

Jim, are you personally convicting this guy of assault? That would go against everything you've previously stated about convictions. Are you ok doing that?

No. Didn't you read the post? It was the girl's fault.