How To Impress A Woman..

[MizzFizzTheBizz]

·Love her
·Comfort her
·Cherish her
·Protect her
·Kiss her
·Cuddle her
·Listen to her
·Support her
·Compliment her
·Respect her
·Care for her

How to impress a bloke:

·Show up naked
·Bring beer

 

[AlphaTroll]

How to impress a bloke:

·Show up naked
·Bring beer

And how to drive him insane enough to consider suicide..........tell him he can only have one of the two.....

 

[MizzFizzTheBizz]

And how to drive him insane enough to consider suicide..........tell him he can only have one of the two.....

so what do reckon eh? The beer or flesh.

 

[Professur]

If ya wanna impress a woman, rub her feet.

*sigh* No, not with your dick, you buttmunch. With your hands.

 

[Gotnolegs]

so what do reckon eh? The beer or flesh.

The beer, if she didn't want it as much as him she wouldn't have shown up naked...

 

[AlphaTroll]

so what do reckon eh? The beer or flesh.

If he were a real man he'd take the beer, get pissed and then go out and find some available chick anyway

 

[Gotnolegs]

If he were a real man he'd take the beer, get pissed and then go out and find some available chick anyway

Yeah, what kind of man is gonna pass up free beer for just one woman?

 

[Professur]

The married kind.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yeah, what kind of man is gonna pass up free beer for just one woman?

Probably some touchy feely new age hippy type

If I were a man I'd only have a problem with choosing if it happened to be Salma Hayek (or in your case, since you love the blondies Claudia Schiffer or whatever blonde bombshell you happen to fancy) prancing in nekkid, with an ice cold keg (anything less than a keg would be a waste anyway).

Of course some men might even find a way to combine the two....

 

[Professur]

*mental flash of Salma Hayek straddling the tap of a keg, jerking spamatically*


Alright, you got me.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Easily satisfied eh? And here I was gonna throw in licking beer from the small of her back or having her open the tap just above her breasts, letting the beer run down her naked body.....

 

[Gotnolegs]

To be honest I'd rather she just pole danced quietly in the corner whilst I finished the beer...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Oh gods, the variety of innuendoes just begging to made is absolutely mind boggling......where to start?

 

[Gotnolegs]

Is it all getting a bit much for you dear? Are you sure you're not blonde?

 

[AlphaTroll]

I'm 100% sure I'm not blonde sweetheart. Gods, what will it take to convince you?

 

[unclehobart]

That all depends on the brand of beer. Some beer is positively scary.

 

[a13antichrist]

That all depends on the brand of woman. Some women are postively scary.

 

[unclehobart]

So the question boils down to: scary woman or scary beer?

 

[AlphaTroll]

I'd take the scary beer - your mates won't give you shit forever if you confess to drinking an 'iffy' beer - might even make you hero for a day for having the guts to try it. But just mention, even in passing, that you've laid a scary chick and you'll have crap jokes thrown at you for life

 

[Gotnolegs]

I'm 100% sure I'm not blonde sweetheart. Gods, what will it take to convince you?

I'm sure I can think of something...