How to Shower

chcr

chcr

Too cute for words
Oh, sorry, I misunderstood. The girls (ladies? women? females of the species?) will have to answer that one, as you have stated. It has been my experience that girls (ladies? women? females of the species?) rarely have skidmarks.:anon:
 
Leslie

Leslie

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Staff member
chcr said:
Oh, sorry, I misunderstood. The girls (ladies? women? females of the species?) will have to answer that one
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um...ingrained modesty?

We can't let boys see our underpants! :eek: :blush:
 
Uki Chick

Uki Chick

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I prefer showering with a man myself at times, but I like the nice longs showers all alone too. Just standing there and letting the water run over the body is so relaxing.
 
AlphaTroll

AlphaTroll

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How the Troll showers:

1. Get nekkid - admire the fact that I was wearing mismatched socks all day & never noticed until now.
2. Throw clothes in laudry basket, or anything resembling laundry basket.
3. Remove clothes from laundry basket amd empty pockets of any cash, cigarettes, lighters and whatnots.
4. Move to turn shower on and promptly bang head against shower door.
5. Stare at shower door with a 'where the fuck did that come from?' expression.
6. Open shower door and turn taps - scald hand with hot water rushing down, curse and (once again) swear to turn cold water on first next time.
7. Jump into shower.
8. Hop around after banging toe in step 7. Curse.
9. Get out of shower to fetch shampoo.
10. Lather. Curse at the amount of soap in eyes.
11. Rinse, slip & curse.
12. Get out of shower to fetch conditioner.
13. Walk into self-closing shower door. Curse.
14. Get back under water. Apply conditioner. Get finger stuck in tangles. Curse in Zulu.
15. Empty half full bottle of bodywash onto loofah. Watch it drip onto floor. Slip. Split. Curse.
16. Lather, bubble, scrub. Sing & choke on water rushing down throat.
17. Drop loofah, bend to pick up, bang head on tap, curse....straighten up, bang head...curse.
18. Get out of shower. Stand around and look for towel.
19. Shiver, shake, turn blue...scream at someone to bring me a towel. Curse.
20. Peek out to see if anyone's in hallway & sprint nekkid to bedroom - crash into closed door and (yup) curse.
21. Lotion up, powder up, dress and (finally) remember to put hair up in towel...curse.
 
AlphaTroll

AlphaTroll

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BeardofPants said:
Wow, sans the zulu, that's almost exactly MY shower routine. :retard:
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Bhebha - fuck
Sifebe - whore
Tsa more kaka - go eat shit
Ngithanda amasende amakhule - I love big dick (hey, who doesn't?)
Mdidi - asshole
Ngquza enukayo - smelly pussy

Don't say I never taught you anything ;)
 
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Starya

New Member
Ah, I remember this from another forum. Here are my most common routines that I typed down then:

I tear off my clothes and toss them on the floor in front of the toilet.
Turn on the water and get a towel while water heats up.
Gets in, shampoo's hair.
Rinses hair, puts in conditioner.
Washes all over with one kind of liquid soap.
Remembers the razor that's easily available, uses it.
Rinses out conditioner, turns off water, dries up.
Throw on a worn out robe lacking belt.
Kicks clothes in front of the toilet in direction of the hamper, and wanders off looking for something clean.
Gets dressed.
Walks back into the bathroom later, and curses the fact that socks get wet from the wet floor.

So does that make me a man or a woman?
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Gato_Solo

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
chcr said:
Point???? Nobody told me I was supposed to have a point. I'm like Oblio, banished to the Pointless Forest.:angel:
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But you don't have to have a point, to have a point...:p
 
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