How "Un-Telligent" are you?

[Rose]

How untelligent are you? http://test.thespark.com/untest/untelligence.cgi





The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

78% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 78% Un-telligent



And as always, we publish overall test statistics:
4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test
Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male
Currently, males are averaging higher!
The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

 

[freako104]

"You're normal!"




For the record, you are:

58% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.














Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 43% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 58% Un-telligent

 

[Djcake]

53% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 73% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 53% Un-telligent

 

[Squiggy]

The Test Results Are In!

* "You kick ass."


You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 80% Un-telligent

 

[Dave]

normal
60% Un-telligent

 

[Gonz]

79%

 

[SexyBoo]

Re: How

[size=+3]The Test Results Are In! [/size]​

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]"You are a smooth chick." [/font]


You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
77% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Final Score: 77% Un-telligent ​

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

59% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

 

[Luis G]

Re: How

The Test Results Are In!

"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
90% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 90% Un-telligent

Couldn't get the name of the animal thou

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Re: How

I can't believe it said i have a boring sense of humor. That test can go to hell for all i care.

 

[Oz]

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

85% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 85% Un-telligent

 

[tonksy]

this test is obviously broken....it says i have no sense of humor....um... i like to think i do....

 

[A.B.Normal]

For the record, you are:
60% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 60% Un-telligent


Its saying I lack a sense of Humour

 

[IDLEchild]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

77% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:


"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Final Score: 77% Un-telligent

 

[peterska2]

[size=+3]The Test Results Are In! [/size]

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]"You're normal!" [/font]


For the record, you are:
62% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

[font=verdana,
arial, helvetica]"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." [/font]

Final Score: 62% Un-telligent

 

[Aunty Em]

Re: How

[size=+3]

The Test Results Are In! [/size]

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]"You are a smooth chick." [/font]


You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
76% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

[font=verdana,
arial, helvetica]"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." [/font]

Final Score: 76% Un-telligent

 

[CydCharisse]

Re: How

I think the test hates me...I'm not posting my score

 

[Mare]

Haaaaaa-I think I beat the 19 yr old girl they were talking about -cus my score was 83% .....Hmmmm-NOT BAD....

 

[chcr]

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 63% Un-telligent

I think they pretty much nailed it.

 

[greenfreak]

Re: How

I got 80%, but the description was pretty much the same as Rose's.