I can't use my pm's.

[paul_valaru]

ok, $20.00 for the weekend! Any takers?????

$20!!!!

now your asking to much

 

[Uki Chick]

Does he do the ironing?

yeh right!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PT]

ok, $20.00 for the weekend! Any takers?????

Ok, does he know how to paint? Hang Xmas lights? I'd take him for 20.

 

[paul_valaru]

Ok, does he know how to paint? Hang Xmas lights? I'd take him for 20.

another addendum, to rent me you must have boobies (and not MAN boobies)

and you have to show them to me.

 

[PT]

My wife has boobies, but I ain't showing them to you.

 

[paul_valaru]

My wife has boobies, but I ain't showing them to you.

fair enough

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well Pauly, you've seen my boobies, but I aint renting ye mate - she said who wants you and that's it.

Hmmm - do you vacuum?

 

[unclehobart]

*desires to see boobies*

 

[AlphaTroll]

Nude pics?

Sweet.
Problem is...I can't even get IN to my inbox to clear it out.

I had the same problem this week. Had to keep refreshing the page and so on.

What are you doing to get there?

 

[paul_valaru]

Well Pauly, you've seen my boobies, but I aint renting ye mate - she said who wants you and that's it.

Hmmm - do you vacuum?

uhmmm....

when did I see your boobies???

refresh my mammary

I mean memory

maybe show them to me again???

 

[AlphaTroll]

*desires to see boobies*

They're more like melons than boobies....and he showed me his carrot for it, so are you gonna do the same?

 

[paul_valaru]

They're more like melons than boobies....and he showed me his carrot for it, so are you gonna do the same?

OMG the great carrot wars!!!!!!

I had forgotten about that.


beware, the carrots are coming

 

[AlphaTroll]

uhmmm....

when did I see your boobies???

refresh my mammary

I mean memory

maybe show them to me again???

I've been flashing the screen for about 10 minutes now......you mean you still can't see them?

Hmmm - when last did you have your eyes tested?

 

[paul_valaru]

I've been flashing the screen for about 10 minutes now......you mean you still can't see them?

Hmmm - when last did you have your eyes tested?

sorry I was trying to get rid of the blue balls from the other thread

 

[unclehobart]

No wonder I had an urge to lick the monitor.

Carrot for melons ... bah... weak trade. Full for full.

 

[tonksy]

damn....step away from the computer for 10 minutes....nat, i've got $20 american...that do?...i guess i could roll some pennies......

 

[Uki Chick]

damn....step away from the computer for 10 minutes....nat, i've got $20 american...that do?...i guess i could roll some pennies......

for you tonksy, he's free. cookies are payment enough!

 

[AlphaTroll]

No wonder I had an urge to lick the monitor.

Carrot for melons ... bah... weak trade. Full for full.

I like the way you think gorgeous! So, what you got for me?

 

[unclehobart]

Nothing right now. My vanity would require me to get at least a slight tan before going through a photo session. Right now I would shatter the auto white balance on any digital camera.

 

[tonksy]

for you tonksy, he's free. cookies are payment enough!

SWEET!