I gotta.............

gherkins are the really only worthwhile type of pickle on this planet, all the others make my face look like a cats ass!
Sounds like a personal problem. :lol:
Nothing like a nice Kosher Dill
That's the truth!

As Arlo would say though:
Arlo Guthrie said:
I don't want a pickle
I wanna ride on my motorsickle
And I don't wanna tickle
I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't wanna die
Just wanna ride on my motorcy.....
cle.
 
Philly said:
..........Pickle
I gotta pickle
I gotta pickle
HEY! HEY! HEY!


pickle.jpg


Cute....that's a true saying....
 
Kawaii said:
Actually, four. In-hole, out-hole, mouth(kinda pointless) and ear, as some guy demonstrated.
there is nothing pointless about sticking a pickle in your mouth....thats the intended orifice.
 
tonks said:
there is nothing pointless about sticking a pickle in your mouth....thats the intended orifice.
I meant in a sexual manner. Giving a pickle a blow-job is kinda silly. But [her in-hole]->[my mouth] could be interesting, though.
 
AlphaTroll said:
Agreed on the flaccid pickle - then again, nothing is really nice when it's all limp & wrinkly is it?

I dunno... my grandfather has a wrinkly p.... oh my, we're discussing pickles... yes I agree, crunchy pickles are best.
 
As a woman..
Having a pickle in your mouth may not do much for you...
But it does for us guys.
And isn't that what it's really all about?

As far as the ear orafice..
I don't think that would do much for either sex.
 
Hoon said:
As a woman..
Having a pickle in your mouth may not do much for you...
But it does for us guys.
And isn't that what it's really all about?

As far as the ear orafice..
I don't think that would do much for either sex.
look at ya did, you scared everyone away.

alright here's the return of the pickle thread
 
kr4 said:
I dunno... my grandfather has a wrinkly p.... oh my, we're discussing pickles... yes I agree, crunchy pickles are best.

So you're saying you like the look of your grandfathers wrinkly pecker? :eek13:
 
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