If circumstances forced you to do your own killing for meat...

[chcr]

would I kill to eat?

I keep the dog nice and fat just incase that day ever comes.

But then you'll have the dog-gone blues...

"He was my cat's meow til he became puppy chow."

 

[Inkara1]

But then you'll have the dog-gone blues...

Sorry, we're not going to laugh at that one. We're a "ruff" audience.

 

[Leslie]

these jokes around here are getting baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

 

[kuulani]

I fish, so does my husband. He can also hunt.
Nope, we would never become vegetarians.

 

[staffrodore]

I was hunting for some rhubarb once. Finally saw one through the brush and got a shot off hitting it in the gut. Amazingly it ran off and managed to outpace me. I could tell it was injured by it's distant cries in the forest and i tracked it by following the trail of rhubarb juice spilling from its gut. It's painful cries echoed through my brain. Sadly i could not catch up with the rhubarb. I'm certain it died a horrific painful death. Somehow that day that rhubarb passed a piece of his spirit on to me and i haven't been able to hunt rhubarb, or any other plants since.

Ah yes, but have you ever done battle with a watermelon stand? Thats where the hunters instincts and cunning come into full force.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

2 words: Hell no! The first calf I raised as a teenager I named T-Bone. The next year, Sirloin.

Vegetarian. Not an option. Animals taste too good.

 

[samcurry]

oils ol'betsy down for another weekend hunt... sorry les you know where id be sitting.

 

[fury]

Anyway, if god hadn't intended for people to eat meat then why'd he make it out of animals?

Quote fixed...

 

[Professur]

oils ol'betsy down for another weekend hunt... sorry les you know where id be sitting.

Bastard. Next year, I gets even. I swear. If I don't bag a caribou, I'm not coming back.

 

[Leslie]

caribou? You're goin' caribou hunting?

yeah, I knew where you'd be sittin sammy

 

[Professur]

Damn straight. I want one of each, if I can pull it off. Deer, Caribou, and a moose. I've already made plans to have 6 weeks off.

 

[Leslie]

there are wild caribou there? or are you going WAY north?

 

[Professur]

Not that far. I've a buddy up north of Abitibi, in Lasarre. North of him, there's nothing but trees 'til you hit James Bay. But there are lots of caribou even south of us. 'Cept those ignerant americans call them elk.

 

[Leslie]

wow. Ya learn somethin new every day. AFAIK there aren't any wild anywhere near here. There is a farm 10 minutes up the highway, the kids get a kick out of that driving by.

 

[Professur]

Drive by hunting is illegal in most places.

 

[PT]

It's only illegal if you get caught.

And we have Missouri Slow Elk down this way. Not hard to find at all, but the sport really isn't there. Here, I managed to find a pic of one.

 

[Leslie]

she seems abnormally long in the body doesn't she?

 

[Professur]

Not really. Canadian ones are just short.

 

[Starya]

I'd go veggie for a while, but eventually I would snap, kill, grind, and enjoy me taco.

 

[HomeLAN]

Methinks I would be going gun-shopping.

You can borrow one of mine.

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