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valkyrie

Well-Known Member
Make 'em learn it... totally fuck with those that don't know it. And if they give you their own version, make like you're confused. :lol:

"May I have your last name please?"
"sure... sierra hotel mike indigo delta tango*"
"Was that ... 's' as in 'sally'?"
"What? That's not what I said! Are you jackin' with me?"
"Oh, uh... no 'mam!"
"Well then if you ask a question you should listen to the answer... one more time...sierra hotel...."

*(my real name is not "shmidt", this is used as an example)

Go tell Law Enforcement to go fuck themselves. They need to use the NATO Phonetic Alphabet...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet
 
Inkara1

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
Valkyrie is a she but I think I can wait until after she gets out of jail to tell me how it went. :p
 
Luis G

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
Inkara1 said:
Law enforcement usually uses a slightly different set of words for the alphabet.

Adam
Boy
Charlie
David
Edward
Frank
George
Hendy
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
Queen
Robert
Sam
Tom
Union
Victor
William
X-ray
Young
Zebra
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Over here the only requirement is to say a word that starts with the given letter. Easy as that.
 
Professur

Professur

Well-Known Member
Adulterous
Bastard
Comes
Daily
Ejaculating
Fucking
Grossly
Huge
Inseminating
Jism
...



Only requirement? Muhahahahaha
 
MrBishop

MrBishop

Well-Known Member
BeardofPants said:
I've found memorizing the police alphabet to be so incredibly useful - makes spelling over the phone so much easier!
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I use it for my postal code... it's alpha-numeric and using Victor instead of "V" beats having to say "No, not B as in boy, or C as in Cat...V!!! As in Victor!
:banghead:
 
Professur

Professur

Well-Known Member
i'll give it some thought. I was trying to get some work done at the time. I've lost the muse now.
 
Nixy

Nixy

Elimi-nistrator
Staff member
I'm feeling sick today and can't do much so I may as well give a go at finish Prof's list:
Adulterous
Bastard
Comes
Daily
Ejaculating
Fucking
Grossly
Huge
Inseminating
Jism
...
Kinky
Licking
Massive
Nipples
Orgasm
Pussy
Quivering
Rear-ended
Semen
Three-way
Un-tie
Vulva
Wet
YES!
Zipper
 
Luis G

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
Nixy said:
I'm feeling sick today and can't do much so I may as well give a go at finish Prof's list:
Adulterous
Bastard
Comes
Daily
Ejaculating
Fucking
Grossly
Huge
Inseminating
Jism
...
Kinky
Licking
Massive
Nipples
Orgasm
Pussy
Quivering
Rear-ended
Semen
Three-way
Un-tie
Vulva
Wet
YES!
Zipper
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That would do just fine, makes great "fun at work" ;)
 
JTP

JTP

New Member
Dangit, Nixy- Got me all aroused and my woman is at work.
Have y'all seen the movie "Super Troopers"? Love how they made up their own phonetics!
 
pc_builder

pc_builder

New Member
I haven't used an im in a long time. Haven't installed any on my laptop. I used to use trillian all the time so I didn't have to install a zillion im programs. I also used to use skype, and I might again. Skype is cool. I text on my phone all the time to family and friends. But then, I have a decent phone with a slide out qwerty keyboard. And I also use facebook mostly to keep track of my high school friends, now.
 
Winky

Winky

Well-Known Member
When I was a wee tot pre-teen in the 60's
there were basically three ways to communicate
to another human being.
1. you could get yourself to a telephone
yes Alexander Graham Bell’s invention.
Now this was when Ma Bell still OWNED your phone
as you only leased it, it was 'customer premise equipment'
not yours sonny boy. And you'd better know it was rotary dial
heck when I was little we still had a party line
(go ask yer gran ma what those were).
2. You could compose a letter, enclose it in an envelope
put a 5 cent stamp (OMGawd the uproar when it went up to 6 cents in 68!)
and wait for the mail 'man' to come and get it.
or three
3. you would have to go and find the person and talk to them 'face to face'.

We got our first color TV just in time to watch they Tet offensive
and the Battle of Huế. There were five TV staions
the network channels ABC Channel 3 CBS Channel 10
& NBC Channel 12 one local KPHO Channel 5
and the public broadcasting station Channel 8 KAET
The moon landings July of 69 were in black and white
like most of the other programming of that era.

The next time someone tells me to "Fax it"
I’m gonna bonk em over the head!

Who still has one of those things jeez!

and yes we DID have to walk uphill both ways to school!

bell.JPG
 
Gonz

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
KOOL....Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord ;)

We bought a fax, for twenty bucks at Staples, just for those idiots who can't figure out email
 
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