Man Poll

I love...

  • horked into a towel

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • a good swallow

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • airborne with a mystery landing site

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • other, specify if you wish

    Votes: 5 27.8%

  • Total voters
    18

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
BTW...I'm up to 5 destinations now, and it's getting ugly. The bags I've taken care of so far, have had baggage tags, or something identifying where it was supposed to go. The rest...no names, no ranks, no destinations, just tag numbers. Oh, yeah. Did I mention that some people didn't remove their stubs, so I have no clue as to where those bags are going to go...On top of all of that, 95% of these bags are identical.
:banghead:
 

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
In her mouth (swallowing is a plus, she can spit it out).
Or on her breasts, ass or face :D
 

Kawaii

Well-Known Member
When I saw the topic, I instantly thought $ man poll:
Code:
POLL(2)                    Linux Programmer's Manual                   POLL(2)

NAME
       poll - wait for some event on a file descriptor

SYNOPSIS
       #include <sys/poll.h>

       int poll(struct pollfd *ufds, unsigned int nfds, int timeout);

DESCRIPTION
       poll  is  a variation on the theme of select.  It specifies an array of
       nfds structures of type
               struct pollfd {
                       int fd;           /* file descriptor */
                       short events;     /* requested events */
                       short revents;    /* returned events */
               };
       and a timeout in milliseconds. A negative value means infinite timeout.
       The  field  fd  contains a file descriptor for an open file.  The field
       events is an input parameter,  a  bitmask  specifying  the  events  the
       application  is  interested in.  The field revents is an output parame-
       ter, filled by the kernel  with  the  events  that  actually  occurred,
       either of the type requested, or of one of the types POLLERR or POLLHUP
       or POLLNVAL.  (These three bits are meaningless in  the  events  field,
       and  will be set in the revents field whenever the corresponding condi-
       tion is true.)  If none of the events  requested  (and  no  error)  has
       occurred  for any of the file descriptors, the kernel waits for timeout
       milliseconds for one of these events to occur.The following  possible
       bits in these masks are defined in <sys/poll.h>
           #define POLLIN      0x0001    /* There is data to read */
           #define POLLPRI     0x0002    /* There is urgent data to read */
           #define POLLOUT     0x0004    /* Writing now will not block */
           #define POLLERR     0x0008    /* Error condition */
           #define POLLHUP     0x0010    /* Hung up */
           #define POLLNVAL    0x0020    /* Invalid request: fd not open */
       When compiling XPG4.2 source one also has
       #ifdef _XOPEN_SOURCE
           #define POLLRDNORM  0x0040    /* Normal data may be read */
           #define POLLRDBAND  0x0080    /* Priority data may be read */
           #define POLLWRNORM  0x0100    /* Writing now will not block */
           #define POLLWRBAND  0x0200    /* Priority data may be written */
       #endif
       Finally, Linux knows about
       #ifdef _GNU_SOURCE
           #define POLLMSG     0x0400
       #endif

RETURN VALUE
       On success, a positive number is returned, where the number returned is
       the number of structures which have non-zero revents fields  (in  other
       words, those descriptors with events or errors reported).  A value of 0
       indicates that the call timed out and no  file  descriptors  have  been
       selected. On error, -1 is returned, and errno is set appropriately.

ERRORS
       EBADF  An invalid file descriptor was given in one of the sets.

       EFAULT The  array  given  as  argument was not contained in the calling
              program's address space.
       EINTR  A signal occurred before any requested event.

       EINVAL The nfds value exceeds the RLIMIT_NOFILE value.

       ENOMEM There was no space to allocate file descriptor tables.

BUGS
       See the BUGS section of select(2).

CONFORMING TO
       XPG4-UNIX.

AVAILABILITY
       The poll() systemcall was  introduced  in  Linux  2.1.23.   The  poll()
       library  call  was  introduced  in  libc 5.4.28 (and provides emulation
       using select if your kernel does not have a poll syscall).

SEE ALSO
       select(2), select_tut(2)

Linux 2.1.23                      1997-12-07                           POLL(2)
Manual page poll(2) line 47/86 (END)

As for the poll, I prefer the random airborne variant.
 

Leslie

Communistrator
Staff member
hmm.

Either there are an awful lot of well-trained/PC men here, or I've been wrong for a lot of years.
 

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Leslie said:
hmm.

Either there are an awful lot of well-trained/PC men here, or I've been wrong for a lot of years.

A combination of both. The unspoken part is..."As long as I get mine"...;)
 

MrBishop

Well-Known Member
Leslie said:
hmm.

Either there are an awful lot of well-trained/PC men here, or I've been wrong for a lot of years.
What did you expect - "De Bitch better be swallowin'. These are $300 sheets!" ?
 

MrBishop

Well-Known Member
PrincessLissa said:
I still wanna know where all the "others" end up.
Hair's the worst... or almost ... I tagged a cat once who just happened to be giving a head-butt at the time or completion :D
 

Inkara1

Well-Known Member
Gato_Solo said:
How? I was under the impression that, if you wanted a nice house, in a nice neighborhood, you worked extra hard, saved your money, and bought one (30 yr standard mortgage). :confused: If you are continually steered away from the housing you desire, and have all of the financial things in order, then, and only then, you have a problem...and that's strictly between you, the realtor/seller, and the court system.
The problem with fair housing in California is that you need an income of over $100,000 a year to be able to afford the typical payments. I've got some money stored away, and in California, it wouldn't even be a third of the down payment I'd need... and in a lot of the rest of the country it would pay for almost the entire house.
 

Starya

New Member
I clicked on the poll, and was about to submit, when I realised I was not supposed to reply.

Me be a bit gender-confused? :alienhuh:
 

Raven

Annoying SOB
I would have to say airborne because to be honest I don't really get much say in the matter =/

Would prefer....other.....though ;)
 

ClaireBear

Banned
Raven said:
Would prefer....other.....though ;)

The whole "other" thing is the pansy way out of tasting their own.. innit?

I mean if my man did a good job and I wouldn't give him an appreciative kiss until he wiped/gargled... what kind of bitch would I be?
 
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